I love bacon. I think that bacon is one of the best foods in the whole world. If you wrap bacon on, in or around pretty much anything it will taste good. Let your imagination run wild. I really like that thick applewood smoked bacon. Man that is good. Apologies to my wife but precooked and microwaved bacon should be outlawed.
Does anyone NOT like bacon? If I had a restaurant I might call it Bacon or at least a menu designed around bacon. Maybe I should cook all the different kinds/brands of bacon and rate them for the blog.....
I had some ideas for things that might or might not work with bacon as new products. Let me know what you think.
1. Bacon flavored water. Water comes in all different flavors these days......why not water?
2. Bacon flavored gum. Hmmmm.....I like your bacon breath!
3. Bacon scented condoms? I've heard of mint but bacon? Keep Rover out of the bedroom.
4. Bacon flavored Vodka or Schnapps. Absolut Bacon?
5. Bacon flavored candy
6. Bacon flavored toothpaste. Now with real bits of bacon!
7. Bacon flavored mouthwash. Spearmint and Cinnamon out.
8. Bacon scented body lube.
Any additional ideas? I'm sure you can come up with better ones than that.
There are a few sites out there dedicated to the obsession like:
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4 comments:
Lets kill a couple birds with one stone: Bacon Coffee. Screw the hazelnut or cinnamon crap. Image the smell as the coffee brews in the morning. I'm drooling just thinking about it!
Yes.....I knew the collective wisdom of the reader would prevail. What a great idea! Bacon Coffee.
Did you mention Bacon air freshners? In decorative strips shapes to hang in your car. Hell, why not just use the real thing for that matter. You just can't beat that meat...or can you?
You are a funny one JOCO...thanks for the trip to KS without even leaving the house.
Very nice idea.....taxi cabs in New York would smell wonderful.
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