Great Gym Story from last night....

I know I've told some gym stories lately but you've got to hear this from last night.

So, I see this girl, we'll call her Suzy, from college at the gym. She was one of my fraternity brother's regular booty calls. She always said she was his boyfriend. We used to always laugh so hard about that at chapter meetings. He told us to please play along because it made her feel better??? Besides, he promised to let us hide in the closet and watch if we did so being the freaky little frat boys we were/are we agreed. Anyway, he always talked about how she wasn't that hot and well, carrying a little more than the freshman 15 but that she worked hard if you know what I mean.

I hadn't given her much thought since then until last Spring when I ran into her at a concert. We chatted a bit and she was totally checking me out....looking me up and down....even my friends noticed. Well, she had shed about 5 of those freshman 15 and she looked good enough and I like doing a little charity work from time to time. She gave me her number like 5 different times in 10 minutes so I called her the next day and left a message. She dropped me a text back just like she used to for my frat bro so I thought that was a good sign but she said she was headed out of town for work....to DC I think. Anyway.......I thought I was in......can't believe I'm admitting all this cuz it kinda makes me look slutty doesn't it?

Long story shorter, I tried calling Suzy when I was drunk and horny a few times and I didnt hear back off so I just figured it was off and well that was cool, I mean she did kinda catch me in a weak moment when I was willing to settle for way less than I normally would. I have to say I did feel like I was doing a little charity work if you know what I mean. No worries, right?

So....I see her at the gym on a treadmill and oh crap if Suzy isn't right next to my lucky, most favorite treadmill...I have to use the same one everytime. Knowing this would be a little awkward for me and mostly for her I decided to just say hello and get it over with. At least I applaud her for trying to get those extra pounds off. I mean she can't depend on catching hot guys in weak moments for the rest of her life, can she?

We exchanged pleasantries and she blushes in a big way.....clearly she was embarrassed to be seen in that spandex-body armour outfit and to seen by me. She. was. speech. less.

Then she almost fell off the damn thing.......hit the emergency stop button and said something about going to a Zumba class......exactly the kind of thing I'd expect to see a girl like Suzy doing......and took off. Whew, I could run in peace. Call me a Kansas Sity Sinic if you must but I think she might actually think I'm still interested.....

Man, that stuff is Cla-ss-ic. Is that freaky Karma or what?????

Gotcha Kansas City Sinic............