Thursday, January 15, 2009

Great Gym Story from last night....


I know I've told some gym stories lately but you've got to hear this from last night.


So, I see this girl, we'll call her Suzy, from college at the gym. She was one of my fraternity brother's regular booty calls. She always said she was his boyfriend. We used to always laugh so hard about that at chapter meetings. He told us to please play along because it made her feel better??? Besides, he promised to let us hide in the closet and watch if we did so being the freaky little frat boys we were/are we agreed. Anyway, he always talked about how she wasn't that hot and well, carrying a little more than the freshman 15 but that she worked hard if you know what I mean.


I hadn't given her much thought since then until last Spring when I ran into her at a concert. We chatted a bit and she was totally checking me out....looking me up and down....even my friends noticed. Well, she had shed about 5 of those freshman 15 and she looked good enough and I like doing a little charity work from time to time. She gave me her number like 5 different times in 10 minutes so I called her the next day and left a message. She dropped me a text back just like she used to for my frat bro so I thought that was a good sign but she said she was headed out of town for work....to DC I think. Anyway.......I thought I was in......can't believe I'm admitting all this cuz it kinda makes me look slutty doesn't it?


Long story shorter, I tried calling Suzy when I was drunk and horny a few times and I didnt hear back off so I just figured it was off and well that was cool, I mean she did kinda catch me in a weak moment when I was willing to settle for way less than I normally would. I have to say I did feel like I was doing a little charity work if you know what I mean. No worries, right?


So....I see her at the gym on a treadmill and oh crap if Suzy isn't right next to my lucky, most favorite treadmill...I have to use the same one everytime. Knowing this would be a little awkward for me and mostly for her I decided to just say hello and get it over with. At least I applaud her for trying to get those extra pounds off. I mean she can't depend on catching hot guys in weak moments for the rest of her life, can she?


We exchanged pleasantries and she blushes in a big way.....clearly she was embarrassed to be seen in that spandex-body armour outfit and to seen by me. She. was. speech. less.


Then she almost fell off the damn thing.......hit the emergency stop button and said something about going to a Zumba class......exactly the kind of thing I'd expect to see a girl like Suzy doing......and took off. Whew, I could run in peace. Call me a Kansas Sity Sinic if you must but I think she might actually think I'm still interested.....


Man, that stuff is Cla-ss-ic. Is that freaky Karma or what?????
Gotcha Kansas City Sinic............

13 comments:

Old Fart said...

HAHAHAHAHA
Great one! (bows down)

JOCOeveryman said...

thanks.....a brief moment of inspiration.

I Travel for JOOLS said...

Isn't it funny how you think you know someone just by reading what they write for a few months and then kaboom!

;-)

Kansas Sity Sinic said...

Touché. (not to be confused with the JoCo nightclub people your age frequent)

If you need me, I'll be in the corner, in the fetal position, memorizing Kama Sutra poses while simultaneously clutching a torn and tattered copy of "He's Just Not That Into You". You may start to wonder why there's black magic marker all over me...I headed back to the sorority house to have them circle my fat. You know, for good measure. Oh, and my hair's wet because it's the only thing I can suck on that's zero carbs.

And, for the record, it was 12 lbs, not 15, douche.

JOCOeveryman said...

Oh Sinic.....if I only knew you. Sorry, I just couldn't resist. In a brief moment of inspiration I thought it would be funny if something like that really happened...kinda like a evil, weird blogger version of "You've got Mail"......pretty good huh?

I'm sure your version is closer to the truth...you have to admit pretty funny though. Douche....that's a little strong isn't it?

Travel: Sorry, dear. I just couldn't resist spanking our new blogger friend Kansas Sity Sinic around a little bit.

JOCOeveryman said...

Besides.....isn't it blogger sweeps week?

Kansas Sity Sinic said...

Yes, that would be funny, but if you read my story closely, I cite Mr Sloot as being very attractive, so it couldn't have been you. ;-)

Funny post, JE.

JOCOeveryman said...

Actually, when I saw you cite his good looks the idea was born in my pea sized brain.......realizing that could be me.....the hottie I am. Another early 40 something in his prime. :-)

Bill the Painter said...

You have me going for a second there!

Excellent post!

Anonymous said...

this battle of the blogs bit was really funny.

"torn and tattered copy of hes just not that into you"

classic!

emawkc said...

This is an EPIC effort. Best local blog post in a long time. Top notch!

You definitely get my vote for Best Supporting Role in a Blog Post.

Also, I'm pissed that I didn't think of it first.

JOCOeveryman said...

Thanks for that.

m.v. said...

you sure you are not related?