Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Fair Warning JOCO. I'm Axed Up!

My wife got me this new stuff called Axe.

The directions say: "Wash, Attract, Repeat."

It claimed on the label to combine shampoo and conditioner to speed up your clean AND your game. I don't think I've used conditioner since I did it by mistake in like 7th grade. I'm thinking this would be a good thing for a chubby, middle aged, white guy.

This shit rocks. Chicks won't leave me alone. Srly. Before the KU game started I flipped to see a little Carrie Underwood in rubber pants I could tell she was singing just to me. Hot. is fair warning. I've scheduled this post for close to lunch time to give me decent head start but I feel compelled to share. By the time you read this it may be too late. I've showering up this morning and hitting an extra squirt of Axe and then I'm heading out to share spread some Christmas cheer. Look out Johnson County.

Two words: Stocking Stuffer. Came with a little sample of some stuff to make my hair look messy like the kids on Disney Channel........nice. Waiting until NYE to try that.
I'm revising my Christmas list. Tony, SOB, AND Sinic are all getting a bottle. The first two to help them get laid and the for Sinic.........well to give to a guy to help her get laid.


Kansas Sity Sinic said...

AXE is foul.

If anything, I would refer to it as repellent.

Throw it away. Immediately.

Anonymous said...

I got the AXE "whatever" messy look paste and it made me look like a brunette Chastity Bono, Now she's a Chaz I guess. Anyway, it was by accident while shopping with a friend that she grabbed it off the shelf&tossed it in the cart. DUMB SHIT ME-I paid for it and stuck my hand in it and now it is mine. Gimme your mailing address and it can be yours. It was not good for my hair but then again, maybe it's the cut. The gal pal I was shopping with has descent hair so she must not use it. I hope Santa puts VO5 in my stockin.
Glad you are a Sexy Disney/AXE man-Go get'em JE. Merry Christmas and Happy 2010. Jayne(with hair like a butch dyke)in WI

JOCOeveryman said...

Wow, two of my favorite commenters.....Sinic and Jayne at one time! Jayne, I don't want to have a Chaz Bono image of you in my head. must be the cheap The Dot girls I'm attracting?? I appreciate the input.

Merry Christmas to both of you.

Bill the Painter said...

Thank you for NOT including me on that list!!!!!

Why shower when you can just use AXE? Does that make it a "green" product????

Anonymous said...

That stuff is everywhere. Anything to get a greasy kid to take a shower works for me!

Absolutely Feisty said...

lol I sent it to a friend in Iraq.. he sent it back. I'm guessing that's a sign.

Don't. Wear. That. Shit.

Merry Christmas!