Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Next time Jackass I'm taking a picture of your car in that handicapped spot and I'm putting it on the Internet......including emailing it to your boss and the school superintendent. You would prefer this to me going Italian Mobster on your ass.

Who do you think you are that you are more important than kids that can't walk? Our neighborhood school doesn't have enough spots for the people who HAVE handicapped stickers let alone giving an extra one up for you, Mister.

If you want to park on the front row so bad get your sorry ass out of bed a little earlier.......or on second thought.......keep parking there and I'll help you actually qualify. Well, not really.....but sounded tough didn't it? I wish I was really smooth like a tough guy in movie and next time I see him at the school I could walk up, lean over to him and say very calmly and quietly so nobody else could hear....."You know I saw you in that handicapped spot the other day. Do it again, ever, and I'll beat your ass". Then just smile and walk away.

At our house we actually qualify for one. All we'd have to do is apply and there are times I wish we would but you know what? Qualifying for one and actually needing it are two different things completely. We manage just fine. We'll leave it for others who need it.

Okay people......just for the rest of you to be clear. It is not okay. Not for a just a minute. Not because there aren't any other spots available. Not because you KNOW there aren't any handicapped people coming. Not because it is raining. Not because you are late. Nope. Don't do it.


Bill the Painter said...

I agree 100%!

What gets me are the people who HAVE a handicapped mirror placard for only one reason: They're FAT and LAZY! They can walk just fine and have no problems getting around.

Then they stop uf the whole line at QT to buy lottery tickets....that's another story.

JOCOeveryman said...

Being fat should not be an allowed handicap. Sorry. Walking would be good for you. The fatter you are the further back you should have to park.

Bill the Painter said...


The one I'm talking about goes to the Stanley QT several times a day..usually when it's busy.

Better her than me!

JOCOeveryman said...

I go to that QT all the time. I think I know the woman of which you speak. Funny.

Bill the Painter said...

Can't miss her! She holds up the line when it's busy, fills her cup with ice and buys nothing but lottery tickets.

I once was following behind her when she stopped her car, got out, and stole someone's newspaper from their driveway. I KNOW it wasn't her house because I know where she lived at the time.

She has that mentality that life (or whatever) owes her something.

Anonymous said...

It really hurts my feelings to read what you say about if you don't mind I need another diet dr.pepper,a scratch off ticket and look for a FREE newspaper...

I Travel for JOOLS said...

Remind me to never piss you off.

JOCOeveryman said...

Ha! Good one. Love the comments.

Bill the Painter said...

Yeah, grab that scratch off ticket and hide in the corner while you scratch it. Just get the heck out of my way! ;)

Heck, JOCO, I'm in there a couple times a day refilling my drink. Probably ran into you a time or two!

JOCOeveryman said...

Well, Bill, I bet we have! Small world but we'll formalize it soon enough when you me and Cara get together to drink some Old Crow.

Bill the Painter said...

I'm for it!

I'll bet she'd love the GIANT Old Crow glass I have. Looks like it would hold a quart of liquid!

Maybe I should post a picture.