Monday, November 23, 2009

Is there some Chinese Dissident desperately trying to reach me!




Pretty much daily when I approve comments written to the blog there are a couple in Chinese which I reject. By the way, I almost never reject a comment......unless it is Chinese, duh.




I barely speak English so you know Chinese is out of the question.



Then I was thinking. What if.......... there is a desperate little Chinese student in Beijing needing my help to water the plant of democracy there? What if...........he reads the blog and thinks I'm China's last hope reaching through an electronic matrix hoping I understand him and help. I'm Timmy and he is Lassie...... "What is it boy?", say Timmy. "Rrrrrruffff", responds Lassie. "Lassie, you are saying old man Thompson is stuck in a hole and I need to come and save him? Lassie, you are the best dog ever"




I'm imagining a translation. "Dear Mr. Honorable JocoEveryman: I know you are most respected writer in your country and so wise on so many important topics. I love the photographs you post on Friday of hot American babes that drink wine with you during the week. Thank you for the broccoli and spinach you and your mom sent to my country back in 1972. I am Pei Wei and I desperately require your help........"




And I've been just rejecting them all this time? Talk about a story. Talk about a movie deal.




Or maybe a really cute Chinese girl.........okay probably not.







Or it could just be some Chinese assholes trying to get me to buy fake Viagra again. If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours seek medical attention immediately......

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uve had funnyer posts! Pei Wei? Sounds yum-o!

JOCOeveryman said...

Wow....it is rough out there today! I'll try harder.

JOCOeveryman said...

Wait! Not even the joke about moms saying we had to eat our vegetables cause there were people starving in China when we were kids? Come' on......you have to admit......

Anonymous said...

In our family it was green beans. Yuck still hate green beans. Probably a hacker so good call on deleting. However, go ahead and let the ego prevail and think it is someone desperately wanting your help.

Anonymous said...

JE-I hang on your every word, like a lost Sumo wrestler. Chinese or not, you are funny. And you know it. It is just another one of those wonderful moments in time when you can fluff your feathers like a big 'ol peacock and say
"Yea, I know, I am effing HILARIOUS!!"
okay. Now go take care of that erection...
JY in WI

Anonymous said...

Correction-Sumo wrestlers are Japanese! I apologize for the error.
WTF do I know anyway?
JY in Tokyo

Anonymous said...

JE-just one more request..
Instead of pics of baba-lici-ous gurls with wine, would you consider posting photos of sumo wrestlers for the Friday wine list?? Oh please. It'll make me laugh!!
JY in Lorazepam Land

JOCOeveryman said...

Aw....thanks! Sumo wrestlers? Seems like a strange fetish but I'll consider it.