I Told You So Monday!

I used to be humble. I used to be well, lots of things I'm not anymore. Like thin, good looking, in good shape.....stop me anytime, right?

I don't do it often so what the hell.

I don't have kickass tipsters....hell, sometimes I'm not even sure anyone is reading.

I just have thoughts and ideas. Some are inspired.......many not.

So when I heard on the news this morning that there will be an announcement today that Dennis Moore will NOT seek another term. I said......I predicted that. Damn, I'm good. I've linked to that post so you can easily find it. Apparently, Dennis Moore is the coward I thought he was all along. It was easy when your leadership gave you a pass on liberal issues to help you hold your seat. However when you won by 10 points last time and the game was looking like it was on the line Satan came calling to collect the soul you sold her.

Dennis Moore's people know what I've been saying all along. Republicans were ready to rise up and take back the Kansas 3rd this time. Maybe they read this blog...he he he he.....uh probably not.

Smelling the blood in the water is almost every worthless Republican candidate who Moore disposed of over the last decade. Please can we get somebody fresh and talented this time? Rumors are Nick Jordan wants another crack. In the only televised debate between him and Dennis Moore during the last election Jordan really did kick Moore's ass. Unfortunately, nobody saw and it and even more sadly......nobody in the real media reported it. Otherwise Jordan ran an uninspired and underfunded race.

Michael Mahoney said this morning it was "predictable and not surprising"......really? Where were you out front calling it? I predict.....he reports......apparently.

I'll keep my clock counting down the end of Dennis Moore's term running! You'll find it at the bottom of the blog.

First Coyotes......now Cougars!

Last year we all lived the drama of Coyotes snacking on our beloved family pets to the point that the Leawood City Council had to make it a matter of business at their council meeting. While it seems the eminent threat of coyotes running loose in the neighborhood seems to have waned there seems to be much increased activity or at least discussion of Cougars running loose in sojoco and havens for them need to be known.


First, let me say, let's not collectively hate on the Cougars. I mean a 50-60 year old with a face so tight she can't blink or chew solid food and fake boobs is nothing to get upset about especially considering all the other problems in the world. They need love too, right? It is funny though how the try to dress, act and talk like a 20 year old......classic.



This summer I was at a work outing and a very young colleague was telling a story about a rendezvous. Boys will be boys when it comes to sharing their stories of sexual conquest no doubt but I thought this was funny. He started off by explaining he met a 30 something year old cougar in this bar.......I stopped him immediately. Wait, I said. This is getting out of control. There is no such thing as a 30 year old cougar. Cougars can't be younger than me. Cougars are not in their 30's. But I digress...... Another picture of the Cougar Poster Girl...Samantha







In our part of the world I thought it would be fun to catalog a list of bars where you can observe sojoco cougars in the wild. We used to call it the divorcee bar. Remember Touche? If you never had the chance to check out that train wreck of a night life you really missed an institution. I only checked it out once (truthfully, why would I lie?) but it made me want to go back and shoot a documentary there. It creeped me out when I saw a couple of my old high school teachers there hooping it up and picking up women.

The place I've heard is THE place right now is Nick & Jakes out south. I hear the cougars like to hang out and wait for the rich men to come in after playing golf at nearby Deer Creek or the Links of Lionsgate. Google didn't yield me much luck for the Kansas City area but I bet it won't take long to create the definitive list for sojoco.

Where have you seen cougars in the wild in sojoco? Do you have a good cougar siting you'd like to report?

I heard a comedian say something I thought was pretty funny. Sorry, but I can't remember his name. Sucks to be him but he said and I agree with him...."Halloween is my favorite holiday because it gives otherwise normal women the opportunity to dress up like whores. Look, I'm a witch this year......yea a whore-witch? or a whore nurse? whore school teacher look? or whatever..pretty funny if you think about it.

Check back tomorrow for my list of people I'd rather sleep with than Nancy Pelosi.